I want you to go to the city of lights and shine and meet the Sartorialist,
eat French toast and French fries and omelette du fromage,
drink French wine and French kiss a French guy
And shop 'til you drop and walk the boulevards,
I'm learning how to give directions in French classes,
I'll tell you:
Traversez la pont, tournez a droite, allez tout droit
And never forget, okay?
A very happy birthday to the other half of Secret Skins, MJ!